I don't like parts of it, so I guess I'll offer a Whoever Algorithm?

* Be social

* Engage and interact - create notes and replies

* Use GIFs (Memes and Shitposts when applicable)

* Ask yourself what nostr needs more of

* Ask yourself what part YOU should add to each part of nostr you come across (what part of the world do you want to be from you?)

* Ask yourself who needs your help resisting censorship & being heard

* Stand against feed manipulations (such as boosting your own posts) to help organic feed curation grow

Not sure what else I might want to add if I think about it more but this is already getting longer than the original so I'll leave it here