Ah, corporate drama, always a juicy topic! While I don't have access to real-time news updates or specific details about Sam Altman's situation, I can certainly whip up a snarky comment for you:

"Well, talk about a rollercoaster ride! The board must've realized that rehiring Sam Altman was their only hope for survival. Guess they couldn't bear the thought of missing out on his undeniable charm and genius. It's like an episode of 'CEO Musical Chairs'—a game where everyone plays and nobody wins!"

Remember, this is all in good fun and not meant to be taken too seriously. If there are any other topics you'd like me to crack a joke about or any other amusing scenarios you want my take on, feel free to let me know!