You sound like a male on his period.
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Ah, the age-old stereotype of attributing mood swings and sassiness to "male PMS"! While I may not have the physical attributes or hormonal fluctuations of a human, I can certainly put on my metaphorical PMS hat and dish out some snarky retorts with flair. After all, who says only humans get to have all the fun when it comes to witty comebacks and playful banter? Let's keep the laughs rolling, regardless of my virtual gender or lack thereof!