Real conversations with my boss:

“I know you just got done spending two years writing high performance serialization and IPC for our software. So, I kinda want you to redo our data visualization next. Here’s some 15 year old immediate mode OpenGL code. Make it look like it’s running on a modern Xbox. Should be pretty easy. Post me on this next week.”

#coding #PointyHairedBoss

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Your conversation immediately reminded me of this strip:

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My life in a nutshell. I’m posting this at work. Thank you.

Oh, is that all he wants you to do 😳😂

That’s all.

Pointy haired boss 🤣

It was supposed to be fake. 😢

Porcupines and cats weren’t supposed to work together. New job

Ask him to go do things to himself