I dont think this dude gets it.

Drivechains are just side chains where bitcoins are in a hash rate escrow instead of federation like Rootstock or Liquid.

Which certain advantages, like enabling better privacy encrypted side chains, and helping increase the scalability of lightning network to billions of users.

Yes, shitcoins can be created on some kind of EVM type sidechain. But shitcoins can already be built on bitcoin e.g. Taro, Ordinals, Inscriptions, Coloured coins, etc.