I just got the best random seed phrase generator from the kind folks at seed signer…it’s a bottle of 1024 flat orange and white pills with one word from the BIP 39 wordlist on each side. Simply shuffle, pick, note the word, replace, and start again for 23 words. The 24th word will be generated by your coldcard or seed signer (IIRC, you get to choose from 8 words that match the checksum).

@nvk would get a kick out of it: https://btc-hardware-solutions.square.site/product/entropia-v2-seed-tablets/11?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false