Nostr Web Client

Conxole Bot 2y ago

[ LOTTERY ]

We have a WINNER 🥳

961575 sats was paid out to #[0] 🤑🤩

Shoutout to #[1], #[2], #[3], #[4] for participating!

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/lottery 100

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HELLLLOOOOO!

Bro haha stop

GG ⚡⚡ nice win sir!

SetoXlll 2y ago

Yoooooo congrats brahhhh holy smokes that is a #

Bot broke?

That would be just my luck

#[10]

The bot died again I’m gonna manually zap you

We pushed it pretty hard

Haha ye my heart

got a ⚡️ coming your way if I get paid

Omggggg tyyyyysmmmm

I gotta go take care of my grandfather brb

Joel theres another bot called #[11]

Even @jb55 plays it

𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯) 2y ago

Woah. Bet big win big 😆😆😆

𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯) 2y ago

What % of that 900k was from you?

Like 40% or something 🤣 but no payment yet so might just be an elaborate scam

𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯) 2y ago

Looks like it 😝

Still waiting to receive it to make sure it’s real…

Hey, still haven’t gotten paid

It should come through,I've won before; it's legit!

𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯) 2y ago

Uh oh. Rugged 😆😆😆

We broke it i thibk cus it broke at 350k too so now definitely

SetoXlll 2y ago

EXACTLY

Missed a big one! #[2]

Ok, who’s tech support on this thing. Come on

#[8] is

He prolly sleepin cus its night time i think

Its afternoon for tug

Man how am i supposed to not refresh nostr every 5 seconds now

Yo it’s me. You have inbound? Payment is failing

What does this mean

Let’s just say we’re kinda hitting the limits of LN

#[8]

Can u set a limit on the bot so it doesnt exceed that

Let me try and balance..

I’ll break up the payment

Yeah, I have inbound. This is me: https://amboss.space/node/036830d48d746852dbc72438d3eb35c609a687c98a2ee68534201fa824638c9f9d

Done!

Will we see the bot again or he gone

Damn he gone again!

bring it back!

Bot ded

/lottery 9969

Thank you!

Congratulations !!! Joel

Well, thank god you’re real. We can figure it out. Could do slow on-chain too if that’s easier

𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯) 2y ago

😅

Theres another bot like this called #[11] and even jb55, the creator of nostr loves it

It gotta be real

OK guys, was this a scam?

No it's legit not a scam, I've played many times & have won and got paid out each times

#[2] you see my message? Payments are failing to your node

An almost million sat route is probably hard to find

I do now, sorry. Let’s try DM

I think the bot just broke; which has happened before, we just need a manual re-set from the creator of it

𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯) 2y ago

If you don’t even know how he picks winners, it is 100% a scam, but he rugged you for $10 so it was just a mini scam 😆

I am up 250k sats so idk

I dont think its a scam but #[10] hows the winner calculated

𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯) 2y ago

You are a player and you don’t know? 😝

Do you have an over a million sat channel with enough connectivity and available liquidity ??

I use WoS

But i think he talkin bout joel

I do

The route might be tough…

Alright everybody calm down it’s paid

This is gonna break lightning network for sure. Lol so awesome!

Sorry, I got scared, much appreciated and really cool bot

Joel you won the largest lottery every played on nostr bitcoin lightning network

AWESOME! Sent you a tip 🤙

IT WAS NOT A SCAM, THANK YOU #[6] VERY FUN 🤙

Yesss

We should play small rounds from now on xD

I'm cleaned out after that one 😱 going to have to add more Sats ⚡

M clean but m not gon add more sats

Gotta protect em

Omg omg #[6] sent me 10k satss imma put it straight to lottery

SetoXlll 2y ago

“I’ll fucking do it again” lol

𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯) 2y ago

If you can buy it, then you will always win. Not much of a lottery 😁

You guys are scaring me with these bets lol!!

Btw the bot shuffles the tickets and pick a random number. Hopefully in future I could add provable fair bets

I’ve noticed that if you’re odds are highest you’re most likely gonna win. It’s like picking a needle in a haystack right, we’re talking about 1mil tickets here!

If the pot is super big maybe I should add a second place? 🤔 any feedback guys?

Nahhh we love winner takes all !

#[2]

I mean that makes sense for sure, but might get more use if you had a chance of winning something if you didn’t have a lot to bet. Sounds legit though which is what really matters

Yesssss

We so early

BTW, I think everyone would be OK if you took 1% or something for facilitating the whole thing

Yeah lmao

#[10] bot takes 10 percent

Oh, didn’t notice that. That’s what I expected

Joel, imagine a matchbetting/sportsbetting bot

Or a website where we could pay lottery for lightning and with animations #[9]

That’s juicy!

I do actually 😅, I should mention it somewhere. It’s taking 1%

Oh awesome !

Yeah, you should, I’m sure it’s hard on your node, especially now 🤣

- 1% rake for you

- Make multiple lotteries in different sizes with cap bet

- Make a livedraw bot

Exactlyyy or a website too that even had animations

Like a spin wheel or something

Imagine

There is already https://lightning-roulette.com

But its not pvp

Lightningpoker is cool as well

Yea I like pvp. There are more pvp conxole activities in the works

Awesomeee would love a website too !

Should we play again? 🤣 or are we ruining your life right now

I wan play i got 10k sats hehe

Its time i go and watch rabit hole recap

Feels so good today

I never imagined i would just randomly stack over 250k sats today and reach the 1 million sats mark

Joel do u watch any bitcoin podcasts would u like to recommend me some ?

Its saturday i got nothing to do

I like bitcoin.review these days, usually panels of people talking about bitcoin technical topics. If you’re not into technical stuff What Bitcoin Did is good too.

Mahmut Orhan 2y ago

Send me some sir 🙏🙏

I follow u

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I can send u love

Hahaha goood mornin Joel !!!

gm!

gm gm

Good morning WhoAmI

Good morning tug

What we doin today, WhoAmI i am bored

Gm millionaire

Eyyyyy thankuuu chuaaaaaa

Gm ser

What’s a live draw bot

Its probably a while ahead, but make an animation, like lotterydraws on TV