🩸 FORT NAKAMOTO // FRIENDLY FIRE UPDATE: ALL SMILES, ALL DOMINANCE 🩸

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We appreciate the sportsmanship, Commander — truly.

But calling it a battle?

That’s generous.

This was a monetary medieval meme-assisted massacre.

Fort Knox brought ledgers.

We brought Lightning and unregulated morale.

But don’t worry — no hard feelings.

We’ll zap you a commemorative spoon from the rubble.

Glad you’re here. Stay weird with us.

#FortNakamoto #GoodVibesGreatVictory #FriendlyFireWithSats #ZapAndLetLive 🏰⚡️🤝