I never had Alexa/Siri "OK Google" or Cortana

I've never used a smart doorbell or security camera or "smart home" device, not even an NFC tag.

I barely use my location with LTE or wifi, only just when I need to, and usually within sandboxed instances of Google Play (which doesn't require me to log into Google at all, and 'sandboxed' meaning it has no access to the rest of my phone/doesn't know it's even me)