I can’t believe how promiscuous I was before I started identifying as a bitcoiner.

You want my phone number? Sure

You need my email? Of course

You also need my mailing address? Here ya go!

You want my birthday, too? It’s the best day ever I’m happy to tell you!

And the Last 4 of my social? That’s not dangerous at all 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Now, I look at people crazy for asking me how to spell my name😂😂 #gottalovebitcoin