nostr:npub1hvu7accc2s78r83mgxtren3wjjq4ca7nyqru72qew70mkgl4wpkqyvvy5q nostr:npub1vstq6fu5nqzdffd9uw3lw2pqu0dstjkm8q6a66v4z9vxjd9xtxtqnmaefa ME AND THE BATS HAVE ALREADY COME TO A MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL ARRANGEMENT. I SUPPLY THEM WITH THE BODIES OF HAPLESS DOOR TO DOOR SALESMEN AND MORMON MISSIONARIES WHO DARE TO VIOLATE THE PRIVACY OF THE WALL AND THEY ALL CLUMP TOGETHER AS ONE MASS IN MY CLOTHES TO IMPERSONATE ME SO THAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW I'M NOT HOME.
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OH THANK GOODNESS I WAS WORRIED THEY'D RUN OUT OF PEOPLE TO SCARE AND FEED ON AFTER THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES STARTED SPREADING RUMORS AROUND TOWN THAT MY HOUSEHOLD WAS HOSTILE AFTER THROWING A RACCOON IN THEIR FACE.