I'll call the BF M and the addict cousin L

M would talk shit about L at gatherings because she'd always show up high - one day she was in a chair nodding and her BF was trying to get her shit together and M was talking so much shit to everyone

And I was like dude - you're nose is bleeding because you've been doing coke in the back - who TF are you to judge?! Yeah L is a hot mess but you don't need to fuck with everyone about it - we see - we know - we're just trying to have a good time without your shit - feed her - let her take a nap - no booze -- your son is at the neighbors house snorting Xanax before he goes back on mil duty and on top of everything he tried to molest my drunk friend by the end of the night and I had to tell Ms old lady and she's like whatever -- whatever?! My friend is a rape victim and going through a traumatic episode - she's in shock and terrified

-- I hit M with a spiked bracelet wrapped around my knuckles