It’s a rainy day in Gotham. The bat signal has been up for at least 30 minutes. But Bruce has a pounding headache: he drank too much during last night’s gala. Alcohol is truly a shitcoin, he thinks to himself. He takes 2 Tylenols and puts on the legendary suit. He remembers he left his Batwing outside. When he sees it, he looks stunned:

-Those damn wokes, they splashed blue paint all over the bag wing, because it’s not an EV!

#inkblotart