HERE LO LOUKAS SKY WALKER IN A SELF-RUNNING SAUCER HE FLIETH AND HIS ENSOULED WOODSTOVE TOWARD THAT HIM ENABLETH

LONG HAD HE HIS FATHER SEARCHETH YET PON FINDING WITH A FYERIE SWORDE DID HE CHOP HIM TO BITS, FOR WHICH REASON HE IS MUCH SORROWED

"ACH, HERE OUT OF SORROW IT OUGHT BE RIGHT FOR ME TO DRINK VODKA, BUT ALAS MY FATHER HAD CHOPPED ME HAND OFF"

"FOR NAY HAVE I MEANS TO LIFT THE CUP UP, SO IT SEEMS HENCEFORTH I MUST CONDUCT MYSELF IN SOBRIETY"

AND HERE IS A FRIEND OF HIS CALLED CHOOBAKA, NAY A MONKEY MAYHAPS NEER A DOG

NAY A WORD IT ISSUETH FORTH BUT RATHER HOWLES AND ROARES

THEN THE VILLEINS HATH CAPTURED HIM AND UNTO ICE HIM FROZE