Imagine this scenario , you're a hardcore teenage Bitcoiner with divorced parents.

You are out all day orangepilliing , going past the bank on your skateboard flipping the bird , life is good .

You get home , and there is a strange car in the drive next to your mum's car , it has a stange licsense plate that is upside-down , you tilt your head , it reads I N V E R S E , wierd.

You make your way into the kitchen, where your mum is sitting holding hands with Jim Cramer.

Son , I have some exciting news to tell you . . .