Want to know why I got so mad at a movie that I wrote an entire novel fixing it?

Sunday night. 9PM EDT. The weekly old movie watch party #monsterdon is watching Laserblast.

I'm canceling my usual family stuff to join in and live-toot, shot by shot, exactly why it made me so damn pissed.

There will be bile.

and you will understand how #laserblasted was born.