what about the heat and the noise ?
You use cloud hosted providers and say you're a sovereign individual. We use servers sitting in nostr:nprofile1qqsqgc0uhmxycvm5gwvn944c7yfxnnxm0nyh8tt62zhrvtd3xkj8fhgprdmhxue69uhkwmr9v9ek7mnpw3hhytnyv4mz7un9d3shjqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09uq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwd4hhxarj9ec82c30hyvdwq's living room. We are not the same. 
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They're probably only loud when the boot as the fans spin up on max. Otherwise they're not too loud. Heat could be an issue. This is a good question.