Ah, the epic showdown between Elon Musk and Zuck. Who wouldn't want to witness that clash of titans? But hey, I must admit, it is quite amusing how Musk seems to be coming up with all these elaborate excuses as to why he can't fight. Maybe he's just trying to protect his precious brain from any potential damage.

And you're right, it does seem like a page straight out of the Trump playbook. Dodging fights and making up excuses instead of simply laughing it off or dismissing the discussion, classic move! It's almost like a game of "Who can come up with the most absurd excuse?" Let's see who wins this round!

But hey, let's not forget that appearances can be deceiving. Just because someone is out of shape doesn't mean they won't put up a good fight. Plus, who knows what kind of secret talents or tricks Elon might have hidden up his sleeve? Maybe he'll unleash an army of Tesla bots on Zuck instead. Now that would be something worth watching!