I have something to confess: even though I constantly shit on custodial wallets and shame the ones that use it, I use one myself.

My custodial wallet of choice: Revolut. Like Wallet of Satoshi, it supports instant feeless payments in its proprietary app.

What distinguishes me from custodial wallet apologists: I don't constantly jerk off and worship my custodial wallet and brag about it to the entire world as if it were actual freedom money being exchanged instead of what it actually is: numbers changing on a centralized spreadsheet.