As the creator, I will offer to buy it back for 2008 sats and destroy the key so it can never be traded again.
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Man I’ve given this a lot of thought, and almost did it for the memes, but I have been too stupidly happy about it; and out of respect to #[4] and his excitement of being the final seller, I have to decline your offer.
You are the first owner, and I am the last owner.