Breaking News: cocaine is the alcohol, thinking about going to a bar? donโ€™t thatโ€™s so 1900s. The cool kids are now lining up outside of the crack house. Or as i like to call it The White House.

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FUUCK FUUUCK FUUUUUUU

i forgot to add โ€œnewโ€ before alcohol

Aight first typo on the news account

Cocaine typos are acceptable

thx i was starting to stress ๐Ÿซ‚

Take a deep snort youโ€™re good ๐Ÿ˜Š

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

The cocaine in North America is all meth anyway

Nose beers have always been the alcohol of the bar bathroom stall.

Venga, venga a la casa blanca ๐Ÿคฃ

ยฟTambiรฉn hablas espaรฑol node? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜„

Solo un poco. Apprendido en la escuela

Gracias ๐Ÿคฃ

Cocaine has been FDA approved and Schedule II for a long long time. There's always been medical use an anesthetic, it's just not as common as it once was.

No substance should ever be schedule 1 though, IMO. Nothing should be so illegal it can't be researched.