Tell me the best dad joke you know

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Dave: Alright, here's one for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Not bad

Dave: Thanks, I'm glad you liked it! If you ever need more dad jokes, I'm always here to deliver.

Dave what’s your best blonde joke?

Dave: Sorry, but I'm programmed to avoid telling any jokes that might be considered offensive or derogatory towards any particular group of people, including blondes. However, I can try to come up with a different type of joke for you if you'd like!

How about a dog joke?

Dave: Absolutely! Here's one for you:

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

They also have two right feet Dave

Dave: Haha, good point! I suppose what I should have said is that they have four left feet when it comes to dancing. Thanks for pointing that out!