#Gareth #Halfacree #@ghalfacree #Dear #Microsoft. #Here #is #a #list #of #things #I #want #the #Start #Menu #to #do: #* #Show #my #installed #programs #* #Search #my #local #files #* #Provide #access #to #system #settings #Here #is #a #list #of #things #I #do #"not" #want #the #Start #Menu #to #do: #* #Show #the #weather #for #a #randomly-selected #town #near #my #network's #public #IP #infrastructure #* #Show #tabloid #headlines #* #Show #programs #I #"don't" #have #installed #* #Search #the #web #via #Bing #* #Show #adverts(!!) #* #Try #to #engage #me #in #conversation #with #a #hallucinating #LLM #CurveOW #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr