I am sure that this decision has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT KAMALA HARRIS IS GOING ON A NATIONWIDE BOOK TOUR AND THERE ARE OVER 1,500 JANUARY 6TH SEDITIONISTS/TERRORISTS/FASCISTS/A**HOLES OUT THERE IN THE ETHER WHO HAVE BEEN PARDONED BY PRESIDENT FLOPPYTITS MCCANKLESBURSTING, AND WHO JUST MAY NOT BE ABLE TO WAIT TO SHOW THEIR GRATITUDE IN THE ABSOLUTE WORST POSSIBLE WAY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

PS: I doubt that the words "who," "turbulent" and "priest" often find their way in the discourse of Our Shambolic Doofus, but odds are that we are living in an exceptional moment right about now. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/08/29/trump-revokes-harris-security/