How many dozens of raw oysters can you eat?

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just 1.5 im a light weight

I believe in you. You can double it if you don't eat the crackers 😉

Who TF puts crackers on oysters. Half shell or bust.

How many sats per oyster?

Around 7000 - 11,500 sats per oyster

I would eat unlimited oysters for that

If someone paid to too me lol

1/2

You gotta be able to put down at least1 dozen

🤣 I love seafood, it is just something slimy about Oysters.

We go soon in Guate to try my first dozen, sure, with a couple of chicas

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No way, you gotta be able to do at least 1 dozen.

Never had more than 1/3 at a time. Will see what this fall brings.

120

No way. That would be impressive 👏

Sorry, 120 total.

Dozen would be insane.

Like 55 hard boiled eggs

So odd!

I get some zaps, but I have a ton of people messaging me this.

Should I just get a new WOS?

Have you tried any other wallets? I've tried to zap you every post we interact in but nothin.

I haven’t.

What IOS, non kyc, lightening wallets are there?

I'm not sure about IOS because I'm on android 🤔

Try nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg . They should work for Ios as well right?

Definitely. It’s a web app so it’s compatible with iOS

Got it.

Ok. Wanted to open my own node anyway.

Will try when back at my desktop.

You will have to open a lightning channel of 50,000 sats at first but that's about it. And it's self custody. You get to keep your keys 🔑

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I wouldn't eat a single oyster, ever.

You're missing out but you do you. 2 dozen just to start.

The only correct answer is zero. Oysters are the filters of the ocean... filled with some really nasty stuff! 🤢 🤮

Several, as long as they are shooters!

6, with white wine

or better yet, Pouilly-Fuissé