For free: watch Battlestar Galactica and find out which Cylon model is most like you. There’s only 12 to pick from so that’s pretty close to whatever this test is.
Yesterday I posted about my MBTI result, then nostr:npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv and nostr:npub1sr92xvmaxdmqac64d9exptc2qw9wd2pwd593jhrak0raqt4njnhq50l2qw talked about the Enneagram.
I took it but I'm not paying $29 to find out who I am in some wordy test results. It did tell me for free that I'm an Eight. Perfect, my favourite number. 😄 (Also notably high on 1 and 5).
I only got a snippet about who "Eights" are but I've heard them all before.

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BTW “Al” the hologram from Quantum Leap is on Battlestar Galactica. ‘Cept this time, he’s a cylon, not a hologram that only Sam can see and hear.