🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL BULLETIN: THE BANANA STANDARD INITIATIVE 🍌

In a bold move to diversify our reserves, Fort Nakamoto is proud to announce the adoption of the Banana Standard.

🍌 WHY BANANAS?

• Scarcity: Limited shelf life ensures a constantly refreshing supply. 

• Portability: Pre-packaged by nature for on-the-go snacking. 

• Divisibility: Easily shared among fellow Bitcoiners.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO’S OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Fiat is bananas, so we’re stacking actual bananas.

• When life gives you inflation, make banana bread.

• Our new motto: “In Bananas We Trust.”

💡 NEW RULE:

If your portfolio doesn’t include potassium, you’re not truly diversified. 

⚡ Zaps = Banana Peels

🍌 Bananas = The New Gold Standard

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Leading the Fruit-Based Financial Revolution

#FortNakamoto #BananaStandard #PotassiumPays #FruitFi #BananaEconomics #PeelTheFuture #ApeTogetherStrong #PotassiumProtocol #SlipIntoSoundMoney #BananaZone

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