How much Bitcoin would you sell to the US government for one of the Trillion Dollar coins they mint during the next decade?

How much Bitcoin would you sell to the US government for one of the Trillion Dollar coins they mint during the next decade?

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Zilch / Nada / Zero
What can you possible do with even one trillion dollar coin? Go to Walmart? Who has change for such a huge amount? Even when checking out a 1 billion dollar yachts, will the builder have enough change to give me? lol
Like 10k sats maybe