I've heard far worse! There was a case some years back where a woman drank a shot of some fad coctail that, apart from alcohol, somehow.... Involved liquid nitrogen.
It resulted in her having to have her stomach surgically removed. 🥶
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My 17yo bro was working for my massage salon as a receptionist and was sometimes alone there. And his friend once visited him, they poked around my stuff and made a bet about using my chilli-wrap warming gel for their dicks. Honestly I wasn't even mad they used my stash of towels and a shower. That stuff had to be used in gloves, it burned through my hands for hours afterwards.
Sweet seventeen.