you obviously don't live in europe or you'd notice the irony of talking about home invasions in context of europe

i literally have a brush cutter ready for such a rare case, also got a tanto laying around somewhere but the brushcutter is at the ready, stuck to a strong magnet

i don't expect it will ever happen but possibly the people on this island always get remote monitored security services and several cameras mounted on virtually every building... i've heard a few people say that it's just a scam but there must have been some notable cases at some point to kick off the meme