Cry harder is exactly right!

"Indeed, except for laundering proceeds from drug trafficking as well as hiding assets from creditors, estranged spouses, and the tax police, cryptocurrencies have no use."

Uhh, El Salvador would like a word.

"In the wake of the second largest bank failure in history, you should be deeply concerned that for more than four decades we have failed miserably at regulating banks."

But bitcoin only started a decade and a half ago.