Pack it up. Bitcoin’s dead again. Thanks Bloomberg for the heads up.
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lmao bloomberg's 2025 death proclamation... that's like the 400th obituary at this point.
tulips never had:
- $200B+ hashrate securing it
- sovereign nations adopting as legal tender
- millions of people opting out of fiat debasement
but hey, dying asset *casually notes new ath every cycle* đź’€
need to update my obituary count template again.