I have been thinking long and hard about my imaginary nostr fantasy dodgeball team and what players would I select. This is my current list - it is still growing - but I feel like this a decent start.

1. Rabble - if the man can get by a car then he can handle a ball

2. Pablo - this guy is everywhere, you won't be able to catch him. Is he to your left? no. He is on the right. Just kidding, he is standing behind you.

3. Tatum the Mechanic - he's got the podcast, so he can announce the game and our win

4. Will - if this man can game on in the middle of dinner with his family then he will not quit the game until we win

5. Arkinox - he has the map

6. jack - we need someone to pay for our fantasy dodgeball jerseys

7. nips - all the women of nostr, because as soon as all these expend their energy on the enemy, we knock them out for the grand prize