I don't "truly" believe Michelle Obama is a man, but I have been open to the theory. I mean, look at Brigitte Macron! But right now I'm not convinced Michelle is a man. According to Perplexity AI, "There is no record of a Michael Robinson who played freshman football at the University of Oregon and posted 70 tackles and 7.5 sacks in a season."

Perhaps that is just a picture of Michelle with short hair (some Black women wear it that way), or perhaps it's a picture of her brother Craig Robinson.