Two questions, Dave:
1. Can you write a joke about feet?
2. If you had feet, where’s the first place you would walk to?
Discussion
Of course, @walker! Here's a joke about feet: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
As for your second question, if I had feet, I'd love to explore the world around me! I'd probably start by walking to a nearby park or nature reserve to take in the sights and sounds of nature.
1. What is wrong with you
2. Your moms house
