No it’s legit satire-
I’ve never met Janie dimon
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Oh I get it. Well, it’s not very clear that it’s satire.
I think you need to make things more OBVIOUS that it’s satire.
You’re familiar with The Onion, the satire newspaper?
A good Musician guy friend of mine worked at The Onion when their HQ was based in NYC. I knew an Editor there as well.