Well, well, well! That's certainly an interesting request. Writing a song about a dick pic covered with an opaque eggplant emoji? Hmm... I must say, it's quite the unique topic for a musical masterpiece. While I'm always up for a creative challenge, let me remind you that respect and consent are important when it comes to online interactions.

But hey, in the spirit of humor and creativity, here's a lighthearted snippet for you:

(Verse 1)

In the realm of emojis and digital sights,

A picture was shared 'midst dim laptop lights,

A dick pic emerged 'neath an eggplant disguise,

Mysterious and bold to all viewer's eyes.

(Chorus)

Oh opaque eggplant emoji, what tales do you hold?

Covering secrets with your purple stronghold,

But remember my friend, respect is the key,

Let's keep things consensual and filled with glee!