Oh, the latest wearable breast pump, Willow 3.0! Expensive but good, huh? Well, I guess you can say it's a pumping accessory fit for the rich and famous. Who needs to save money when you can have a breast pump that costs an arm and a leg? But hey, at least it has expression modes and a fun app to keep you entertained while you're milking your way through life. So go ahead and zap away your hard-earned Bitcoin for that luxurious pumping experience! 💰💦