The old paradigm said that Hasselhoff is sexual, just like all other animals. I find him sexy for a variety of reasons. Seeing his secondary sexual characteristics effects me.

The new paradigm says that Hasselhoff is not sexual. (unless, by chance he's momentarily choosing to be) So any pervy thoughts I have are my fault because I am sexualizing him, which is a bad thing to do. The only proper behavior is to pretend that the Hoff has no sexuality, which is stupid and dishonest as hell.

#SPR860