nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m - i feel like i should satirically apply for this job, ask for a larger salary, and annotate the requirements list with how wildly unqualified i am, and then shoot that email listing active protocols in the-valley which they may have heard of before.
should i cc on the email? ๐ซฆ
i think it would be hilarious- just apply "the_valley"
and see how good they are at bitcoin lmfao.
my email draft:
"i decided i did not have time to complete your application. my minimum salary is $1 million/year. i do not want benefits, i make my own schedule and i will set the work directives. my protocols are open source and block already uses many of them. i do not respond to dms and if you mine my data, i will revoke use of my protocols and also refuse the position. i am also incredibly unfriendly. if you do not understand this email, you should not be working in bitcoin".
the_valley โดฒ