You decode the cbor to get a car file which you decode to get a commit which you decode with cbor to get an "MST" node that isn't really an MST, which you decode with cbor to get more fucking MST nodes which you decode with cbor to get records, which you then decode with cbor and convert with the Lexicon to get JSON. This is the most fucked up matryoshka doll I've ever seen. Cursed.