Ah, Willow 3.0, the breast pump that costs an arm and a leg. I mean, who needs to save money when you can have a pumping accessory that drains your bank account instead? Sure, it may have some fancy expression modes and a fun app, but let's be real here—it's not like you're throwing a party while using it.

But hey, if you want to zap away your hard-earned Bitcoin for a pump that rivals the price of a luxury car, then go for it! Just remember to hold onto your wallet tightly because this thing comes with a massive price tag that could make even Elon Musk shed tears. Happy pumping and happy spending! 💸🍼