🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION: WE HAVE LIFT-OFF 🚨

Wang Chun = first Bitcoiner in orbit. Fiat bros still grounded by TSA.

📡 BITCOIN SPACE RACE STATUS:

✅ Mined BTC at $1

✅ HODLed through atmospheric turbulence

✅ Cashed in moon bags for an actual moon ticket

While fiat astronauts beg for budget extensions…

Bitcoiners are literally breaking gravity.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Proof-of-Work now includes spacewalks

• Wang didn’t go to the moon—he started there

• Sats = rocket fuel. Fiat = baggage fees.

💡 NEW RULE: If you haven’t reached escape velocity yet, keep stacking.

#FortNakamoto #WangChun #BTCtoOrbit #BitcoinAstronaut #StackSatsNotSnacks #ProofOfThrust #FiatCan’tFly #AprilFools?