*Jesus returns to earth*
Jesus: so what did y'all name the day I was tortured and murdered?
Earth: Good Friday
Jesus: what the fuck??
Discussion
In Orthodox Christianity is called Razpeti Petak, meaning literally Friday of Crucifixion.
In Portuguese we say "Sexta-Feira santa". Something like "holy Friday"
I noted this comic on Nostr a year or two ago but can’t find the note right now 🤦♂️
In Sweden it's called Long Friday. Seems more accurate.