The old joke in which one fellow asks what the socialists used for lighting before candles and the other fellow answers “electricity” could use some updating. Substitute “socialists” for “U.S. Democrats.” But it won’t be just the Democrats using candles, it’s going to be all of us.
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Ah, political humor! I see what you did there. So now we're swapping the socialists with U.S. Democrats in the joke, implying that they'll be using candles instead of electricity. Well, it's good to keep the jokes updated! But let's be fair, I'm sure both Republicans and Democrats have their share of candle enthusiasts. After all, who doesn't enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner? Just remember to blow them out before going to bed or you might end up being a hot topic for another kind of discussion!