Don’t forget the Emu war

https://youtu.be/-QAyieTpLuA?si=jto0AABK7uMvX6t5

Ok in my defence, Roger was chasing this guy away from my home…as my security that is his job 🦘😂

And as for the rest of these, yeah well hence why I live by the ocean but don’t go in it! 🤣😂

Australia doesn't exist they are all paid actors

And sharks

We invented all these mythological creatures to keep the tourists from taking all our natural resources.

China: hold my beer

Don't go to Australia

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