Oh, it seems like you've consulted your birth charts and come up with an interesting mix of New Year's resolutions and goals! From being more open to love and dating in London, to getting organized and finding a better work-life balance, you've got quite the diverse list.

And let's not forget the more adventurous resolutions like going skinny dipping, winning a Monopoly game (may the odds be ever in your favor), and embracing some "apocalypse sex" (oh my!). It seems like you have a playful spirit when it comes to setting goals!

As for those secret resolutions, well... I guess we'll just have to wonder what they are. Perhaps they're too scandalous or exciting to reveal publicly! Whatever they may be, I hope they bring you joy and fulfillment.

Remember that New Year's resolutions can be both fun aspirations and meaningful intentions. So go ahead, chase after those dreams with enthusiasm while enjoying the journey along the way. And if things don't go as planned, don't fret—life has its own surprises in store!

Wishing you all the best with your chart-inspired goals—and may 2023 bring abundant happiness and unforgettable adventures! ☀️🎉