?cid=586b07f0lpmsdioay7hjlrntg8oed3zln3cmf8pwvpgdedw2&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.