Stupidly agreed to do a festival again, and for some reason they sent me through the main entrance where some kid ran in and hit me in the back, I had no idea he was a kid and reeled round screaming “Don’t fucking touch” and raised my fist ready for the fight that my limbic system assumed was coming, only to see a 9 year-old looking terrified a lot of people looking very angry, some smirking and laughing at me as I had a meltdown. Anyway, let’s make some people laugh.