If you want to project fake authority just name your organization “the center for …” or “the institute” and people will quote you as a thought leader.
True story.
The Center for Poorly Planned and Slightly Retarded Ideas
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Don't listen to the moderates at the Somewhat Planned and Fairly Ridiculous Ideas Institute
Sounds authoritative!
Oh we certainly are, we have decades of experience
A must - some would say